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I'm Yada Motokawa's father...
Tetsu Yada...
Ryuto...
Ryumaru and Shime Yada.
We've been doing this for 10 years now.
Well, on Twitter and stuff.
"We've been doing this for 10 years now."
How many times do you want me to say it?
You've been doing it for over a year, right?
"Over a year," you say?
"We've been doing this for 10 years," and you say "over a year."
This is hard.
I want you to speak in a different way.
Sorry, just for today.
We're doing this job where we show our faces, right?
- We're in it, right? - We're just putting ourselves in the role, right?
In your life up until now...
In your life for 30 years...
Well, 31 years...
You've been doing this, right?
That was for "Ash"!
- Huh? - That was for "Ash"!
Have you ever met someone who looks like you?
Well, a few times.
Tetsuya told me I looked like him, and he sent me a picture of me.
And I was like, "Whoa, you really do look like him!"
That's just normal male behavior.
There are quite a few steamed glasses.
I look like one of those steamed glasses, and I'm called "steamed glasses" at school.
I'm just short and wearing glasses.
In my case, I'm just a fat, round guy.
I'm an egg-shaped human.
But you're called "egg" all the time.
- I'm not called "egg" all the time. - You are.
- I'm often told I look like "egg." - You are.
Don't say that!
I think I say "I look like a person and a river" a lot,
but I don't say "This person and this picture look similar," very often.
- Oh... - Go ahead, go ahead.
Hurry up and say it!
There's a saying about whether you like boobs or butts, right?
- Yes. - Which one do you like, everyone?
I like butts.
I only have boobs.
- Well, I guess you do. - Yeah.
- I have butts, too, so... - Huh?!
- You do? - Huh?!
Well, you do have a lot of boobs, right?
- No, I don't have two boobs. - Oh, boobs...
I do have one butt.
- Your butt is like this, and your boobs are like this! - That's right.
- I talked about this with you the other day. - Yes, you did.
- And I ended up having a fight with you about it. - What?!
- You were mad about it, weren't you? - Yes, I was.
I really don't know much about butts, but butts are places for you to poop, right?
- Poop comes out of it, so it stinks and it's dirty. - Yeah, I know that.
- So you don't eat it with your friends? - No, that's not it.
- So you don't eat it with your friends like you do with your butt? - No, I'm not talking about anus.
- I like anus. - Then you're like anus.
- Can I talk about sexual things? - Sure, what do you want me to talk about?
- In the past, people used to walk in all fours like this. - Yeah.
- So if you raised your head like this, you had a butt. - Oh, I see.
- So, as a sex symbol, your butt remains instinctively in order for people to feel like you're edgy. - Yeah, it's instinctive.
- But nowadays, people stand up and look up and don't look at their butts. - Oh, I see.
- So, people who still say "edgy" about their butts are primitive people. - What?!
- So, in biology, breasts are not places where you drink breast milk. - Yeah.
- But you guys are the ones who say "edgy" about it the most. - Yeah!
- So, this time... - Yeah.
- I think you've seen a lot of people's butts and buttocks. - Yeah, I have.
- If you can find a butt that fits your "edgy" about your butts... - Yeah.
- You'll be like, "Whoa, I found a new butt!" - Yeah.
- You'll be able to meet people with your ideal butts. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- So, if you try to do this with your butts... - Yeah.
- It'll end up being a weird video. - No, you can't do that.
- "I found a new butt! Let's find a woman like this!" - Yeah.
- It'll end up being a weird video. - "Show me your butts!"
- It'll end up being a bad video. - It doesn't fit the era.
- So, you'll change your perspective and just enjoy the game. - Yeah.
- So, you'll try to draw a random face you like. - A "face"?!
- Try drawing a face! - Okay, okay.
- Thank you for that. - Thank you for that.
- Maybe the viewers are wondering if you can see their butts and boobs. - Yeah.
Also, I...
You know, it's not "oh, oh, oh, boobs" but "oh, is it your face?"
I feel like I'm being looked down upon a lot.
Poor guy.
Let's draw a portrait.
- I'll draw a portrait. - Okay.
- And people like me will look for it. - We'll call in people like you.
- We'll ask, "Wouldn't it be messed up if it actually came?" - That's amazing.
- Because people like us will show up for no reason at all. - Yeah.
- We can joke about summoning spells, right? - Oh, yeah.
- I won't draw it. - Huh?
- Huh? - You're right.
I won't draw it.
- You know, there's that default human. - Yeah.
- I don't know if that person exists or not. - Which one is it?
- It's the opposite. - A pure man.
- I'll do my best and forgive you. - Yeah.
I just don't know how to draw girls.
- Can you ask Dr. Shinkai Shimandōgā for help? - Okay.
- I have a good physique. - You're lucky.
- Whoa! Is it really a firecracker?! - It's a firecracker.
[Drawing a firecracker]
- I'm trying many things. - Whoa, a meteor pen, huh?
[Drawing a meteor pen]
- If you draw it like this, you'll end up like this. - Yeah.
- I think it's a little scary. - You're right. It's a little scary.
- It tastes like a firecracker. - If you draw a firecracker with one pen,
you'll end up with thicker lines.
- Hmm... - Are you done?
- Yes! - I don't think so.
- On the contrary, it's fine. - That's right.
No, I'm really glad.
The one you're voting for won't come out.
- Probably. - It's just a person's face. - That's right.
I want to meet this person!
- It's there! - It's there! It's there! It's there! It's there!
- It's a little like Beckham's Room. - That's right.
- Grandfather's beard. Grandfather's beard. - Grandfather's beard.
- Only the right ear is strangely high. - No, it's not.
- No, it's not. - No, it's not.
- It's beautiful. - It's beautiful.
- It's like this. - My lips are getting hotter and hotter.
- Yeah. - If it's not, I don't feel unique.
- That's right. - People with thin lips don't get the impression. - I see.
- This drooping eyelashes make you look like him. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- That's right. - He looks cool.
- Yeah, that's right. - He might be a real man.
- I think he's cool. - Hmm...
- And he looks like a real genius. - I know!
- And he's a really good dad. - Hahaha!
- DJ, right? - Yeah, after the time of surfing and stuff, he's a really good dad.
- He's a radio DJ. - If you're going to buy it, go for it.
- If you're going to buy it, go for it. - Yeah.
- No, I mean, I don't have one of those. - Oh!
- I have a very talented face. - Hmm...
- As a man, I thought I had to be talented for this face, so I bought it.
- It's this face. - Hahahahaha!
- Is it a payment?! - Wow!
- It's funny! - It's funny!
- He's cool. - He's good!
- He's good! - He's really good!
- I wonder if there's anyone with this hairstyle who looks like Shigeiku.
- No, I like this mascara. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- It might not be there, but...
- Also, whether this person goes to the Tohkai Park or not is the most important.
- Hahahahaha!
- It's a firm face, right? - Yeah, it's cool, right?
- Among the people I've seen, there are still parts and parts.
- I wonder if there are parts and parts. - I'm sure there are!
- This is why I made my eyes and lips quite thick to make it characteristic.
- I think it's a person who would say, "If you look like me, you look quite like me."
- Here!
- Wow!
- Yamagata-san!
- He's definitely in the anime!
And you're one eye and two eyes!
I wanted this, you know.
- To make me look like him. - Seriously!
- Yeah, I'm one eye and two eyes. - Yeah.
You're four-eyed!
Personally,
he has different eyes on each side, and his eyes are bigger and closer,
and his nose is this wide and strong nose.
That's true.
But, this isn't in the anime!
You can't tell human faces apart!
You can't tell his lips apart!
You can't tell his sides apart!
His mouth is a little smaller.
But, you know, he doesn't eat a lot.
- So, he's small. - Yeah, he's small.
He might like muscles, but he's small.
You have to like surfing.
If you don't like surfing, I won't forgive you.
He has blonde hair and a tank top.
- Oh! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you have a similar face, we'll do something about it.
I think you need this.
Yeah, you do.
- This is my dad. - Your dad.
This is my dad.
- He's still in his twenties. - Yeah.
This is my second oldest son.
- What? - You're the oldest.
- Wait a minute. - Are you serious?
Wow, this is...
- Scary. - It's not scary.
- Even when you say it's scary, it's scary. - Yeah, but...
This is what happens when I'm serious about drawing.
- It's scary as an illustration. - Yeah.
Your nose looks like a car.
- The size of the pearl and its position are the same. - Hey, Kono-san.
I've never seen this nose before!
If you think it's possible for your age and appearance...
- Yeah. - There might be people like you.
There might be people like you.
- You don't have eyebrows? - No, I don't.
You're right.
- You look like you have eyebrows. - Is it because of the shape of your mouth?
Or is it because you look like an insect egg?
If these four people come, I'm sure they'll forgive me.
- Yeah. - For sure.
This guy is a little...
- He doesn't talk much. - He's shy.
This guy talks the most, right?
No, this guy is...
- But he's polite. - Yeah.
I want this guy to be popular.
How do we find him?
We make an application form on Twitter...
and have him send us a picture.
That's fun!
I'd be happy if we found him.
Please send me a picture of him!
Really?
Yes.
I didn't do anything, so I don't feel anything at all.
You called me today after confirming the advertisement you were looking for on Google Home, right?
Yes.
Wow!
You actually came and called me.
That's right.
It took about two months.
Huh?
I wonder if it took longer.
How many days did it take?
I see.
To be honest, I don't remember the tension.
I don't remember.
What did you want to do?
I'm sure it's like, "I'd be happy if you found me."
No, you said, "Wouldn't it be great if you were here?"
You said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah."
No, I don't know.
You were on it, weren't you?
LOL
It said, "No, I wasn't."
Each of you come in and compare your faces.
I'm sure you can tell right away.
That's right.
I'm sure you can tell right away.
It's been a while since I've seen you two.
Let's see it.
Wow!
Is this me?
Yes, it is.
Yes, yes, yes.
Huh?
Is it like this?
These three seem like they know.
Yeah.
I'm sure you're one of those people.
Some of you may think we look like each other.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Some of you may think we look like each other.
I don't know.
Either one is possible.
There's a chance we don't know each other at all.
I'm sure you can tell.
I wonder what he's feeling right now.
I'm sorry for turning the camera on all of a sudden.
Yeah, it's dangerous.
I'm sorry I can't even say hello.
One, two...
Bang!
- Nice to meet you - Nice to meet you, too
- High schooler's hairstyle - Wait, wait, but...
- This picture doesn't have a fringe - Yeah, it doesn't have a fringe
- It's rather neat - It's neat
- But the parts... - But I mean, the thinness of the hands...
- That's what it looks like - Yeah, the parts...
- The hair style - Yeah
- This is scary, but it's not scary - Yeah
- By the way, how old are you? - I'm 18
- You're 18? - Wow - You're young
- You're young - Can you hold it for me?
- Hold it for me...
- Oh... - Oh...
- I think it's about 45 points - Yeah
- To be honest, I chose the elimination method - Yeah
- It's a little neat, isn't it? - Yeah
- I haven't seen anyone with this kind of face for a long time, so...
- I'll promote you this time - Okay, okay
- Anyway, thank you for coming - Yeah, thank you
- Thank you for coming - You look like him a lot
- When you saw me, did you think "Oh, I might look like him"?
- Well, I did, but...
- I held it back from my friends and said...
- "You look like him" - Like a good kebab?
- Yeah - Hahaha
- No, I really didn't think...
- When you contacted me, were you really scared?
- No, I really didn't think...
- No, I really didn't think... - Hahaha
- I was looking at you a lot - Oh, I see
- I'm 28 years old and my skin is too beautiful...
- Your skin is too beautiful - It's a little...
- It's weird - If you didn't have a "sobacus" on your face, you might look like him more
- It's weird - And your lips are so smooth
- You're right - There's no one like you
- Hahaha
- Your hair isn't similar to his, is it?
- But it's similar
- Oh... - It's like this
- Oh... - It might look like you from here
- It might look like you more - Yeah, there are elements that are easy to understand
- There are elements that are easy to understand - Yeah
- Is there anyone who looks like you?
- No, the moment I opened it...
- It was so funny - Hahaha
- People who aren't Tetsuya are scary
- I can't say "no" to this person
- One, two...
- Oh!
- Isn't it this one?
- Is it this one?
- If you're not lying, this one is also possible. - It's possible!
- And the hairstyle is too distinctive. - I don't think there's anyone with such a nose.
- With such a nose... - That's the technology.
- It's not being made a little, is it? - It's not being made a little!
- He has a beard, too. - And I feel like the outline is very similar.
- Sorry, all of a sudden... - Oh, sorry, sorry.
- It's a little different. - It's a little different.
- Is it this one? - Yes, it is.
- Oh! - Oh!
- How did you apply for it? - Um...
- Kitsuko from Hokkaido applied for it like this. - Yeah!
- And then, Tokai Public Works said, "It's time for you to leave." - Yeah.
- And then, they said, "Huh? I'm here today." - Huh?!
- Oh, you left! - You left with that pattern!
- Did you feel like you were about to leave? - Yes.
- "Why don't you apply for it?" - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- "I'm sorry!" - Huh?!
- You said that to your dad in silence! - You said that to your dad in silence!
- You said, "Dad, you're about to leave, too." - Yeah.
- By the way, where does your dad live? - I live in Aichi Prefecture.
- Oh! - Oh!
- I lived in a house in Aichi Prefecture. - Huh?!
- I might be the one applying for it. - Huh?!
- Your dad is a little... kind. - Yeah.
- He has a soft expression. He's from here, so he's kind. - Yeah.
- Your dad's face is good. - Yeah.
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- That's true. 100 points. - Hahaha!
- 100 points for both of you. - But, you know, Ryo's face is...
- too relaxed, so it's often used by companies. - Yeah, that's true.
- Did you feel like you looked similar in any way? - My hair and my beard?
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- In any way? - Hahaha!
- You can change it from time to time. - Do you usually have that hairstyle?
- Yes, I do. - Oh!
- I see. - Yeah.
- How many points do you think you look like? - Can I keep it a secret? - No.
- Well, I'd say about 20 points. - Wow! Well, that's true.
- It's pretty similar in general. - Yeah. - Yeah.
- Well, as a genre... - Yeah.
- It's pretty similar. - Yeah.
- If you do this person in a really good way... - Yeah.
- It'll turn out like this. - Yeah.
- It might be different for each age group. - They might be born as children...
- And they're kind. - Yeah.
- They might have a kind face. - Yeah.
- It's like this for people in their 20s too, right? - Yeah.
- I want you to look up. - Hahaha!
- Thank you very much! - Thank you!
- Will one of you come from here? - Hahaha!
- I'm scared. - If it were me, I'd write a lot of answers.
- Hahaha! - That's true.
- I want you to come and write like this.
- Okay, third person. - Yes.
- Will you come out? - Please come out!
- I think it's easy to understand for these two, right?
- Well, I only know which one. - Yeah.
- But my person...
- I don't know if he's alive today. - Hahaha!
- That's amazing. - Hahaha!
- It's like you're in the 80s. - That's right.
- It's not about whether you're similar or not, but it's about whether you'll come out or not.
- That's right. - That's right.
- It's pretty difficult. - Yeah.
- Here we go! - Yes.
- Ready, go! - Ready, go!
- Pa! - Pa!
- This is similar! - Wow!
- The eyes are similar! - Thank you, Mr. Gohonnin!
- I drew it on my own, I'm sorry. - I'm sorry, I drew it on my own.
- You're a handyman. - Yeah.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Do you have any parts you drew for this project? - Not at all.
- It's subtly different, I guess. The hair is a little messy.
- The length of the beard. - It's about my chin beard.
- It's a stiff face, but it has big eyes. - Yeah.
- It has a gentle feel to it. - Yeah.
- It's clear. - It's just like you.
- Wow, I'm so happy! - Wow!
- I feel so happy! - I'm so happy!
- It's me! - It's like it just popped out of my head!
- Yeah! - It looks like it!
- Is it real? - I'm so happy!
- How did you apply for this project?
- I didn't know about this project when I first heard about it.
- But I got a lot of DMs from people I know.
- Like, "Is that you?"
- "It looks like you, but it's not me."
- And a lot of people applied for it.
- Wow! - Wow!
- And I applied for it as well.
- Wow! - Wow!
- So many people voted for you!
- What do you think of yourself? Do you think you look like your mom?
- I think you really do.
- Maybe that's why I'm somehow related to my past life.
- Maybe you're somehow related. - Maybe you're somehow related.
- Do you like "Kingdom"?
- I don't watch it much. - You don't watch it much.
- I don't want people to think I'm a homebody.
- I think you can go from 85 to 90.
- Yay! I got in!
- You get 100 points for taking your time!
- Thank you for coming all the way here. - Thank you.
- Which way are you from?
- I'm from Tokyo. - Wow!
- Wow!
- You just happened to be drawn like me!
- Wow!
- Okay, let's do this last one.
- Last one. - Okay.
- I think you're most likely to be a homebody.
- Yeah.
- Okay, let's decide.
- Which one is it? - Which one is it?
- Ready, go!
- Pa!
- The elements are very different, but... - It's amazing!
- Wait a minute! Does it look like me?! - No, it doesn't.
- You're not holding it down. - That bag is too cool!
- That's the opposite of you. - You look like you're wearing a tank top.
- The elements here are really big. - I feel like I look about 60% like you here.
- How long do you usually have your hair? - How long has your hair been like that?
- My hair has been like that for about two or three years. - Wow!
- That's amazing! - That's amazing!
- Your earrings, too. - Wow!
- Your earrings! - They're starting to look like you.
- Yeah, they do. - Wow, and your eyes are really big.
- Yeah, they are. - They're really wide.
- Your mouth is a little different, too. - Yeah, my mouth...
- Yeah, it is. - I don't usually have a mouth like this, but...
- My chin is really sharp. - Yeah, it is.
- If this painter drew it, it'd be like this. - Yeah!
- If this painter drew it, it'd be like this. - Yeah.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's pretty... - If you draw this really well, it'd be like this.
- Yeah, if you draw it like a man, it'd be like this. - Your chin is really high up like this.
- Your eyes are not bad, either. - Yeah.
- You have kind eyes. - They're pure.
- By the way, you surf a lot, don't you? - Yeah, I skate.
- Wow! - That's sad.
- You're a good-looking guy. - You're a good-looking guy.
- There are a lot of different elements. - There are a lot of different elements.
- After I drew it, I thought, "This person must be a surfer," so...
- There might be something. - Well, about 65 points?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- What made you apply for it?
- Well, my sister and I really like it and...
- Yeah. - So we applied for it.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's so similar, you should say it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry.
- I love it so much that I can't say it just because it comes to me. - Yeah.
- Yeah, tell people around you about it. - Yeah, tell people around you about it.
- Hey, Mushisan's amazing! - Wow...
- Wow, you're definitely the winner. - Wow, you're definitely the winner.
- Hey, for real. Like, I might not be as good as you, almost.
- Because, if I saw you draw it, I might be worse than you are.
- We're not that similar! - But I'm glad you're happy with it.
- Yeah, you're happy with it, right? - Yeah, you're happy with it, right?
- I'm really happy with it. - Thank you so much!
- Yeah, I'm really happy with it. - Thank you for today!
- Thank you for coming all the way here even if you don't know YouTube really well.
- It's the most... - I'm sorry about this!
- See you in our next video! - Bye-bye!